Monday, October 23, 2006
Gordon where’s yer scruples?
(Or: Reading comments on Guido pays off at last!)
This excellent ditty was posted by one of Guido's "co-conspirators" Nick Drew as a suggestion to sing at the CCHQ Away Day - I am moved to suggest that the Scottish Lib Dems could adopt it as an unofficial anthem... ;-)
All together now:
This excellent ditty was posted by one of Guido's "co-conspirators" Nick Drew as a suggestion to sing at the CCHQ Away Day - I am moved to suggest that the Scottish Lib Dems could adopt it as an unofficial anthem... ;-)
All together now:
To the tune of 'Donald, Where's Yer Troosers ?'(Sadly it was posted sans writing credit - If Nick wants me to add one, or link to a blog, I will gladly do so, just post it in the comments.)
I’m from Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath
I look kinda deep but there’s nothing underneath
And they all shout out on Hampstead Heath
Hey Gordon where’s yer scruples?
Chorus
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low
I’ll bend with the wind where’er it blows,
And all the Lobby say - hello
Gordon, where’s yer scruples?
I’ve been Chancellor noo for many a year
But I’ve always slagged off Tony Blair
I brief against him withoot fear
And ye cannae do that with scruples!
(Chorus)
When I screwed up on the Benefits front
I didnae wish to look a ****
So I pushed Primarolo oot in front
For I havnae any scruples!
(Chorus)
Prime Minister I yurrn to be
Nuclear power? the top-up fee?
War in Iraq? they’re fine with me
I’ll support them without scruples!
(Chorus)
When I’m in Number 10 at last
Will I do what’s right for the wurrking class?
They can stick a Trident up their arse
If they think that I’ve got scruples!
(Chorus)
# posted by Joe Taylor @ 2:49 pm 
Comments:
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
# posted by 
: 8:50 pm
: 8:50 pm
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
# posted by : 5:10 pm
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